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Nov 22, 2007, 12:45 AM // 00:45
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Apr 2007
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GW chuck norris jokes?
Me and a couple of guildies recently had a competition to see who could come up with the best Chuck Norris jokes relating to GW. Interested to hear if anybody has anything really funny too, here are some that i still remember.
Chuck Norris can get both Legendary Defender of Ascalon and Legendary Survivor The 7th tier of maxed out titles title is "Chuck Norris" People whine that Anet nerfs too many skills. In reality Anet has nothing to do with it, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks random skills whenever he feels like it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a monk with bonnetti's while blinded. The monk woke up 2 weeks later. |
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Nov 22, 2007, 12:52 AM // 00:52
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Debbie Downer
Join Date: May 2006
Profession: N/Me
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Those jokes were so unfunny that you ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
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Nov 22, 2007, 01:03 AM // 01:03
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2007
Guild: Textual Harassment [kTHX]
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Nov 22, 2007, 01:10 AM // 01:10
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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Nov 22, 2007, 06:53 AM // 06:53
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Well, back in the day Chuck Norris jokes were pretty f---ing hilarious, but nowadays they only seem to serve me as an occasional chuckle or smile here and there.
Then again sense of humor is all relative so... |
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Nov 22, 2007, 07:37 AM // 07:37
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: W/
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In Factions, Chuck Norris soloed Shiro and made him cry...bastard never even cuddled with him afterwards.
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Nov 22, 2007, 02:16 PM // 14:16
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Nov 2007
Profession: R/E
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I don't quite know what to say other than I came into this thread with high expectatons considering that I actually still like Chuck Norris jokes at times, and like, it's not the same when relating him to GW sadly.
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Nov 22, 2007, 03:55 PM // 15:55
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jan 2007
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chuck norris is a great destroyer
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Nov 22, 2007, 04:47 PM // 16:47
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: W/
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For Chuck Norris, the term "buff" means fighting naked. I saw Chuck Norris hit Joko so hard he became un-alive. Chuck Norris went out to fight Rotscale. When the beast came into view our monk shouted "Bone Dragon!" ...so he did. Why do Ettins have split faces? (answer is obvious) What build does Chuck Norris use? Any damned build he wants! Chuck Norris once won a battle in GvG single-handed, playing as a W/Mo, when the entire place cleared out: someone thought they overheard him say he put max points into "Ass" Mastery. Chuck Norris once killed a 55 Monk with his chin. A necromancer in FoW armor once said he had the best armor in the game...Chuck Norris slapped him so hard his shards, five bottles of black dye, and 4 ecto fell out...the ecto is still a mystery. Chuck Norris once played Rock-Paper-Scissors with Mad King Thorn. King Thorn played paper. Chuck played rock...when the King said "I win!" Chuck killed him with the rock...and a round-house kick to the pumpkin. Loot scaling? Chucks never heard of it...ALL the drops are his. Last edited by TwinRaven; Nov 22, 2007 at 06:17 PM // 18:17.. |
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Nov 22, 2007, 07:24 PM // 19:24
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Nov 22, 2007, 07:46 PM // 19:46
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Nov 2006
Guild: phantasmagoria
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/sigh
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If these were ment to be jokes .. you fail .. hard .. |
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Nov 22, 2007, 07:57 PM // 19:57
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bellgium
Profession: W/E
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http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=PPjQlkkhDcI
the only real tribute to Chuck. |
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Nov 22, 2007, 08:00 PM // 20:00
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Canada
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Chuck Norris beat everyone in Guild Wars except Palawa Joko, who obliterated him with pure, unfiltered awesomeness.
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Nov 22, 2007, 08:10 PM // 20:10
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The Greatest
Join Date: Feb 2006
Profession: W/
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Chuck norris is overrated. Oh wait, that's not a joke
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:28 AM // 03:28
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: A box.
Profession: W/R
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Most of these jokes FAIL.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:31 AM // 03:31
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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Chuck Norris caused the Searing out of boredom.
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Nov 23, 2007, 03:37 AM // 03:37
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Canada
Guild: Guy In Real Life [GIRL]
Profession: W/E
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Nov 23, 2007, 04:44 PM // 16:44
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Apr 2005
Profession: W/
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After watching netniwk's post, I came across this peice of shame...notice the obvious symbolism of the kitten... I'll never be able to look at Chuck again. Chuck, we are finished...stay out of my humor...you don't deserve my devotion....
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YI...eature=related
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